Placenta Brain

I have a friend at work who says, “oh, she doesn’t have a brain right now — she has a placenta” and boy oh BOY has that been true this time. Let me give some examples:
1. My little car crash was at the beginning of the pregnancy. I was SO tired and the kids wanted to go swimming, anyway. It’s practically like driving drunk when you’re first pregnant, I do believe.
2. I am making the boys each a little somethin’ for Christmas. I must’ve entirely thrown one of the pattern pieces (that was hooked onto the fabric) away. I can’t find the sleeve for Spencer’s anywhere. HELLO….
3. Last night I slept with my contacts in. I’m sure for some of you, this isn’t that rare of an occurance, but I’ve had contacts for 1/2 of my life (since I was 16). Since I started with hard I have just made sure to always take them out at night. The amusing part was me looking for my glasses for a good 5 minutes this AM and then realizing that things sure looked nice (and in the back of my mind I wondered if I’d had a Christmast miracle and was healed — no such luck).

Anyway, if I say something that’s a little off, or perhaps you think you should call me because my oven might be on, or my garage door is open… you might just want to check up on me. {sigh}